About us

Welcome. Or whatever. Welcome to Vectorized Trauma, where we make apparel for people who are physically present but mentally logged off. We got tired of the toxic "good vibes only" trend, so we created a brand for the rest of us. Our mission is simple: provide you with high-quality, sarcastic, and mildly cynical t-shirts so you can express your daily disappointments without having to actually speak to anyone. We sell dark humor graphic tees that perfectly match your 1% social battery.

Buy a shirt so we can afford our caffeine addiction. Or don't. We're not your boss.